Wednesday, November 22, 2017

I Hate Every Bit Of This Abomination

What would happen if scientists manufactured a Wolverine/Hulk hybrid was the premise behind the Weapon X/Hulk crossover event. In the storyline, a resurrected Weapon X Project somehow mixed Wolverine and Hulk’s DNA to create a Hulk with adamantium claws. The resulting Weapon X character debuted in Totally Awesome Hulk #22.

I don't want to read the series that birthed this monstrosity but I can't even begin to care. I have been burned so many times before that I can't even get started. Sorry Marvel.

I will tell you what will happen if you mix the DNA - you get a crappy character that looks like something Rob Liefeld would have 'invented'. Wow, a Hulk with claws. So clever.

How did they ever find that much adamantium to cover the HULK and give him claws and dildos made of stuff that is suppose to be amazingly rare in the Marvel Universe? A clone of Wolverine and Hulk wouldn't grow adamantium bones and whatever those dildos are, would he? Apparently adamantium is as common as sticks of butter these days. Why doesn't Iron Man have armor made out of this stuff then?
And do we need another Hulk sized monster running around. Isn't a Red Hulk and various female Hulks enough? This is why I am so glad to be off the Marvel merry-go-round. It can hurt your brain for good if you let it.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahaha, common as sticks of butter!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I anguished over that line so thank you.

DrGoat said...

Not only that but boring. And extremely trite.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Deadpool is only Spider-Man with a potty mouth and guns. Not very creative just to combine two popular characters - Thor, Master of the Mystic Arts - see, easy peasy.