Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Update From The Cave Of Cool - Medical and Mental Status Update

Did you ever have one of those nights when you are in a fevered dream that last more than 24 hrs and you awake at three separate occasion sweating and cold? And I am talking outdoor in the parking lot naked in January in Iqaluit kind of cold body shivers. The flop sweat everywere was doing nothing cool me down. It just sucked more heat out my own body.  And when you wake up your tongue is numb on one side like you bit into it and you feel like a whole month of your life has passed since you were back to doing things you just did yesterday. Why does everything that should feel like routine suddenly feel like something I need to learn all over again? I won't even discuss the loss of leg strength, the muscle pain in my calves - both with caused me to walk into an open faced fan but thankfully to my broad expansive girth I was able to survive the rotation of the blades. I am also forgetting how to spell words that I could spell 24 hours ago. Maybe I had a mini-stroke or something. I do not need to research this but thankfully I have the best health care system in the world and will this by my regular GP, my weight loss Doc and my Psychiatrist. This month I am searching for a permanent eye guy too. Of course all this might be moot if that weird thing going on with my tongue is like cancerous and someone has to remove my tongue to save my life. Good thing I remembered how to use HOME ROW. So that is a lesson for all you kids out there. If your body is ever hijacked to perform a mission remember HOME ROW. For some reason the ability to properly and quickly type is very important to the success of the mission and the only reason whey I am still alive to tell the tale.

It's being a really strange 24 hours.

Great. Mom just told me that I think this week is the last week at school before Christmas Break. It's only November 28.

This also happened last night.
Mysterious boom sounds have baffled people all over the planet throughout the past year. There have been 64 recorded incidents within the last 12 months, with the majority heard on the east coast of the USA, but also reported everywhere from the Middle East to Australia. Experts have no clear answer as to the cause of these sounds, but theories range from Leonid shower meteorites exploding in the atmosphere to supersonic aircrafts.
'Booms' are not good things. Booms mean BOOM TUBES
We will not survive to see the weekend.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh Cal. Did you NOT get your flu shot this year?

Feel better soon.

DrGoat said...

Sounds like more than a hell of a flu there. I sympathize, I have COPD and every morning is scary.

Caffeinated Joe said...

Go see your doc NOW!