I Love These Box Heroes

I wish I had a crew or some friends so I could form a group like this. Combine resources, create these kick ass box heroes and take them to conventions and hospitals and strip club bachelor and bachelorette parties, you know, the circuit. But that will remain the dream. I couldn't handle the experience. I got out once and look how that turned out. When you are in a spacecraft circling the Earth with only a cat for companionship it's kinda hard to join any clubs anyways. But if I COULD join such a club the Box Hero that I would be could only be DOOM. I could move like him and command the room like him and call people DOLTS like he did.