Tuesday, November 16, 2021

It's A Dark Day In Canada

I need some time before I can comment on this theft of a national treasure and by treasure I mean TIMBITS not whatever these abominations are meant to be. He even renamed them! What arrogance. Personally I hope a child chokes on one so they are bashed in the media and cause us to just forget this horrible celebrity endorsement ever happened when they are forever linked to child death.


Tim Hortons has teamed up with pop superstar Justin Bieber to launch three new Timbit flavours — called Timbiebs — along with co-branded merchandise.

The celebrity endorsement deal marks a departure from the coffee and doughnut chain's usual lineup of professional hockey players, a marketing strategy that could help attract a different demographic.

The partnership aligns with the Canadian singer's frequent social media posts about the restaurant, which have ranged from snapshots of a holiday-themed Tims cup to complaints about a new lid.

"Doing a Tim Hortons collab has always been a dream of mine," Bieber said in a statement. "I grew up on Tim Hortons and it's always been something close to my heart."


6 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Don't be such an old grouch, Cal.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

But But....Timbits are MY treat donut choice. What if they mix his with my choices. I will catch his cooties.

Count Robot said...

I weep for your proud nation.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

We are all devastated for our beloved Tim Hortons.

Tundra Bunny said...

I think the dark day actually occurred when Tim Horton's Canadian owners sold out to a Brazilian multinational food conglomerate that owns Burger King...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I know but do they have to rub it in by thinking that we actually like this kid and his 'demographic' doesn't drink coffee.