That is a great idea for a Kardashian reality show. We release them into the wilds of Kazakhstan and they are hunted down by these eagle guys. I think the tall one would be the last survivor. She seems scrapy and she is not a REAL Kardashian anyways.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
7 comments:
Badass indeed! Awesome picture - thanks :)
Well, if you have to wear a silly hat you might as well try everything you can to look badass while doing it.
I remember this style of hat was very popular with the villagers in the "Dinotopia" book series.
The hats? That is what you noticed? You did see the FREAKING EAGLES on their arms, right?
Now that's a reality show I would watch. I want to see that bird feast on Kim Kardashian's still beating heart.
That is a great idea for a Kardashian reality show. We release them into the wilds of Kazakhstan and they are hunted down by these eagle guys. I think the tall one would be the last survivor. She seems scrapy and she is not a REAL Kardashian anyways.
Where's Borat now, eh?
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