Sunday, January 1, 2012

I SLEPT FOR 24 HOURS , Bitches! - Just Woke Up To Wish A Happy New Year To You All


Sometimes I feel like a robot in some factory like C3PO who can't have a single unexpressed thought in his mechanical head. I rarely sleep until the right combination of events have occurred. Only total mental exhaustion seems to allow me a few hours of rest.

However, when you add my usual bi polar ennui to the following ingredients, you get the perfect collection of elements for sweet slumber - Roast beef dinner, garlic shrimp, bottle of wine a piece of very rich chocolate and a little blue sleeping pill was all it took to take me out of the game for over 24 hrs.


BEST NEW YEARS EVE EVER!!!

My dreams were even interesting and goofy.

So happy New Years to you all. My unlimited love to you all. We kicked 2011's ass so what possible new bullshit can happen in 2012? I mean stuff we haven't seen and dealt with a thousand times before. I hope for justice and karma, I hope peace and happiness and a bit of strange on you all because you are all magnificent.



Look for your light-up CAVE OF COOL INC. Team Cool rings. in the new year. Now that North Korea has had a change in leadership I feel our factories near Punyang can be re-opened soon. Nothing but the best socialist child slave labor for my followers.

Speaking of North Korea, did you know that they have an official web page now. You can find it near the bottom of my blog roll if you are interesting. I find it to be a very funny pile of posts dealing with Kim Jong Il and how all this historically bullshit mythology he has built up for himself in the previous decades.

I think I understand why one son of Kims was exiled for trying to get to Japanese Disney land with a forged passport. He might bring in news from the outside that his father was a lunatic. What would that have done for the regime?

9 comments:

Simon B said...

Happy New Year, Cal! Hope you have a ( Cave Of ) Cool one!!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Start the new year off right -- well rested! I just had a nap myself. Happy 2012!

Wings1295 said...

Happy 2012 Cal!

DrGoat said...

Happy New Year C. Took the blue pill eh? Right decision.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Happy to you all. Hope we have another fun and interesting year together. I always take the blue pill Dr. G. I want to know how far down the rabbit hole goes.

Belle said...

Hope made a Star Trek symbol in shop class for her sister Cherish. That ring reminded me of that. I should ask her if she could make a Superman right. She did make a ring for Faith out of the end of a spoon.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Our Hope migh have a carreer in working with metals. Good pay if you can get you jouneyman ticket.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I would love hope to make me a home made Cave of Cool ring. I would pay her well for the effort.

Ask her for me willya?

Nick Ward said...

And a Happy New Year to you too my fellow beardy weirdy.