Monday, February 27, 2012

I Am Hip To His Schemes

And open message to Admiral Fluffy Von Scootchie-Balou (of the Manhattan Scootchie-Balous.)

If you hate being scritched so much, then why don't you walk away? I am not stopping you. You put up with all the attention like YOU are doing ME a favor. The second I stop, however, you flash me a look while making all kinds of noises signalling your 'disapproval'. I got enough stress in this cold arctic tundra these days. I need an ally during this bout of cabin fever.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

You're getting kind of uppity, Cal. That's not the way to serve Your Lord High Admiral Fluffy.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I suspect he will slap me down any minute now for my heresy.