Sunday, February 26, 2012

Leave The Oranges Alone!

ORANGES are perfect. There is no word in the English language that rhymes with ORANGE. ORANGE is a color. When you see the fruit you know what it is because it is ORANGE. The outside is ORANGE and the inside is ORANGE but it's more important that the OUTSIDE is ORANGE. Not WHITE.

To the stupid idiot that came up with WHITE ORANGES, I say - FUCK YOU. No really. FUCK YOU.

You know what you did and why you did it and I hope that for the rest of your life the sight of the color ORANGE all around you in the world, slowly drives you insane. Just like seeing these WHITE ORANGES have done to me.

ASIA - you got enough other stuff to worry about. Stop messing with the fruit. I didn't mind your square watermelons. Those were cute. I so fear that something like WHITE CHERRIES is right around the corner. That development will drive me off my nut.

Of course now that I have said it, it will happen. It will be become a meme, a revolution all based on WHITE apples, pears, grapes, peaches and banannas. I know some of these fruits already have WHITE varieties but you see my point.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

Yeah, that's just wrong, man.

M. D. Jackson said...

White is the new orange.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Don't even start with me. Though I have to admit that the two colors DO go together.

Nathan said...

Shouldn't they just call them whites?