Sunday, February 26, 2012

I Wonder If I Would Like A Frog Smoothy If I Didn't Know What Was In It

Leave it to those wacky Peruvian scientists to come up with such an obvious cure for low sex drive – FROG JUICE. Actually, Kermit’s liquefied innards do that and much, much more. Supposedly it’s a cure-all for…•Asthma



•And yes, low sex drive.
You can find this “Peruvian Viagra” at any of the local Lima restaurants. One frog smoothie will cost you about 90¢. Doesn’t include toppings.


M. D. Jackson said...

Vomiting up green frog innards tends to ruin the romantic mood for me. Call me crazy.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

It's the unblended chewy parts that would get to me. I had a pinapple smoothie this morning so I know the texture.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Saw the frog smoothie remedy list at Copyboy's site. Think I'm good to go without it. Couldn't drink blended Kermit anyway.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Of course you wouldn't. You would choke on all the felt.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Reminds me of that old joke from when I was a kid:

What's red and green? Red and green? Red and green?

A frog in a blender.