Tuesday, May 29, 2012

A Husky Man Can't Wear Anything

I so want to be a skinny boy so that I can wear these vests. I would be famous in the school for my vests but I ned to be skinny to do that -  only a skinny boy looks good in a vest. I would even carry a pocket watch and wear a ring that can inject poison into the neck of my enemies.

Maybe I should just keep my feet on the ground and be happy I don't live in Birkino Faso. Some men have dreams that extend their grasp.


M. D. Jackson said...

That's about the only use for a vest like that is to accessorize your cool pocket watch.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

That's it exactly. I enter a room, take off my top hat, whisk off my cape and take out the pocket watch to declare to the room that I am eight seconds early for the evening.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

And that I just committed a murder in the White Chapel area of London...oh oh.