Friday, September 8, 2017

Stupid Headline Of The Day

Rihanna wanted David Copperfield to restore her virginity.

 
Sorry, dummy. It doesn't work that way. Plus there is not enough magic in the Universe to erase all your whorish behavior but none of your 'people' will tell you the truth.
 

7 comments:

jester59388 said...

But I think she'll settle for a simple "tegrof" spell to erase her memories of any time spent with Chris Brown.

j-swin said...

What do you mean "your" people?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I meant her handlers and other such hangers on who she would discuss vaginal restoration with.

j-swin said...

"Mmmmmm Hmmmmmm!" In a suspicious fat woman voice.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Hey, you know I loves me a sassy black woman. You people know that.

j-swin said...

We all loves the sassy black womens.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I hear ya. Leslie Jones is Emmy Bait. Colin Jost is right to be frightened. Momma gonna get that white chocolate latte.