She is going on a trip by herself on the bus and if she sees my sharp cut she will lower her guard and I can murder her at the first rest stop the bus has on it's route. Then I put HER body back under the bus in my hockey bag and take the car I planted there week's before and drive the other way from her eventually destination. I will always pay the driver some money to pack those bags for me. Then the range of places where she could have been killed expands and they assume that the killer is very smart but he is not really and that will protect him to kill again.
But I have never thought of such evil. I am an executive contour cut so I am Social Servant and we know these guys NEVER SNAP. so I am a busy man. Too busy to kill a girl and certainly too upscale to kill just any ordinary girl. That also takes planning. You really have to damage her car breaks and let her irresponsible driving habits do half the job for you.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
7 comments:
What, no man buns?
Not in those days. They would beat you to death for even suggesting it.
Right!?!?
"And make it snappy, Lou. Mary Ellen will be getting home in 30 minutes and I've gotta climb that stalking tree real quite like if I dilly-dally."
She is going on a trip by herself on the bus and if she sees my sharp cut she will lower her guard and I can murder her at the first rest stop the bus has on it's route. Then I put HER body back under the bus in my hockey bag and take the car I planted there week's before and drive the other way from her eventually destination. I will always pay the driver some money to pack those bags for me. Then the range of places where she could have been killed expands and they assume that the killer is very smart but he is not really and that will protect him to kill again.
But I have never thought of such evil. I am an executive contour cut so I am Social Servant and we know these guys NEVER SNAP. so I am a busy man. Too busy to kill a girl and certainly too upscale to kill just any ordinary girl. That also takes planning. You really have to damage her car breaks and let her irresponsible driving habits do half the job for you.
....whoa....
Sorry, writing an episode of Criminal Minds...lol
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