Sunday, April 29, 2018


A tree gifted to President Donald Trump by French President Emmanuel Macron has disappeared.

The pair planted the sapling, taken from the site of a World War One battle in north-east France, during Mr Macron's state visit last week.

Mr Macron said the tree would be a reminder of "these ties that bind us".

But a Reuters photographer on Saturday took a shot of only a yellow patch of grass on the White House south lawn where the tree once stood.

It's not YOUR tree, you MAGGOT. This says everything you ever need to say about what he is doing to you. He stole a tree so that his Presidential Library could have at least two rooms to contain anything positive you have done? Or are you selling the leaves and the bark off by the inch? We both know the answer to that. Watch it show up as some sappy gifts to big doners. If you will steal a tree.... How does that line end?

 I call upon all my American brothers and sister of good conscience to go out and FIND THAT TREE!! Why didn't anyone figure out to chip the tree. Now if President Bucket Head is stealing trees you know he would be stuffing his pockets with everything not nailed down. He would sell his dried fecal matter if he didn't know the Centers For Disease Control would be on his ass like Plague on a medieval peasant.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

Trump doesn't look happy even as he's planting it. Bet he went back that night at 3:00 a.m. and ripped it out with his bare hands.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

No, he had some 'fixer' do it so he has plausible deniability.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Of course, you're right. Probably that lawyer Cohen.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I hope he flips. I guess Trump treated him like a dick. Who knew he could be that way?

notaleftie said...

Hey Rosie, the tree is in quarantine.

DrGoat said...

I think he sent Pruitt to dig it up and turn it into lumber.