I Love How Half Of These Sound Made Up

That is some lazy coroner to just go 'MEH' when listing a cause of death. Some of these are brilliant. Dropsie is still on of my favorite old timey diseases. Remember - TEN people died of 'cancer and the the wolf' which means only one thing, a pack of wolves invaded a cancer ward and had a feast in 1692. And you kids complain that their is a killer virus out there and you have to stay at home for two weeks and your little sister can't stop coughing.