Friday, November 13, 2020

Fun Things That Happened on Friday The 13th

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This happened on Friday the 13th. Fort PILLOW? It sounds like a group of sorority girls rolling around on their beds in just half shirts and panties. WHAT? My fashion ideas are better than those hoods and robes. Those robes are NOT a good look for anyone. Not slimming at all. Try riding a horse without peripheral vision while wearing a hood. You would run right into a tree before got to the main road you lunatics. And don't get your whiskey soaked cloths near the burning cross or it's WOOOSH for you. FORT PILLOW MASSACRE? How does it get named that in the first place? Were there any other ideas like Fort Daisy, Fort Pansy, Fort Lady Boy, Fort Duvet? Fort Pillow Sham....the ideas just write themselves.

I so remember this event. I have a vivid memory of reading the book ALIVE and then seeing the film based on said book. They ate strips of the dead people frozen in the plane crash. FUCK. That is hardcore. But they did survive. Insane for the rest of their lives but they survived. Human bacon, no internet service and the cold conditions would make you pretty grumpy after the first month, don't you think?


Debra She Who Seeks said...

I'd chow down on some frozen human bacon too.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

does tomato and lettuce grow at that altitude...that would be a pretty gamey blt.