Thursday, June 24, 2010

You Are Giving ME The Finger?

There was a time when these fricken cephalods would never have so boldly flipped us off. Seems that since all the love they get on pro-octopus websites and in art depicting goth girls, they have a new sense of entitlement. As long as they are no where near the waters of Japan (a nation who knows how to turn them into a mindboggling number of snack foods) they strut and front whenever they can. To get 'the finger' from something that doesn't even HAVE a finger is beyond annoying.


Professor Chaos said...

Oh, no he didn't! I know he didn't just give you the finger! Oh, Hell no!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Hold on buddy. Put that rage in check. Don't kick his ass, it's what he WANTS you to do with all these here witnesses around. Meet me behind the fish shop at midnight. We will fix his little red wagon.