Tuesday, October 25, 2011

In Some Alternate Universe...


I am a Steampunk Supervillain and this is my portrait. What a magnificent look. Ming the Merciless WISHES he had the same tailor as this magnificent bastard. My lair would not be the 'Cave of Cool' but the 'Cave of Cold' - a frozen ice palace where all pity goes to die. My costume would also allow me to control the temperature in my immediate area - for use in attack or defence. What? Too UNCOOL for all your squares? This is GOLDEN AGE SUPERVILLIANY, bitches. Get used to it.

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