Saturday, October 29, 2011

We Are On Code One Alpha 6 Alert Status Here At The Cave Of Cool

It has just been discovered that we are down to our last TWO gummy bears. I have released every creature at the cave from their regular duties until the gummy bear deficit can be rectified.

I will return periodically through the day to inform you of any and all progress.

To be on the safe side, y'all should start packing an emergency bag that can sustain you and your family for the next 72 hours. Blunt hand tools and bladed weapons are best since ammunition is in short supply.

Bring a poncho in case you get 'enemy' blood on you. In this way you can be power washed and returned to duty in an easy and efficient manner.

This could only be a drill. This could all just be a hoax. But we will not be able to confirm this for sure until more gummy bears are found. Be strong. Remember your training and you WILL survive.

My Unlimited Love to you all



DrGoat said...

You can always survive on JuJuBees till a new shipment arrives. I'll buy a few boxes and throw out all the green and yellow ones. The rest are yummy. And they stick in your teeth like nobodys business.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of Woody Harrelson scouring post-apocalypse America for a Twinkie in Zombieland.

Belle said...

I'll be waiting for the update.

Nomad said...

Looks like three in the bag.

D.I. Felipe González said...

I bought gummy bears yesterday, so I guess either the emergency is cleared, or we are safe from it in the subtropical regions of México.