One of my mom's students made a marshmallow trebuchet for the school's Science Fair last fall. It seems the Sugary Arms Race has escalated since then if the President is considering use of Weapons of Mass Calories. Who knows, by the end of the year we might have a full gumdrop arsenal.
Maybe I should publish a book of my various sayings and phrases. It'd include this one, and the "George Lucas made me into an asshole" comment from the New Years post.
I so want to see the arial fight scenes in 'Red Tails' but I just can't take any of Lucas' weak brand of storytelling balloon juice. It's painful to watch.
If you think thats bad than don't read his interviews about Red Tails were he talks about it being a passion project because hes part of "the 99%" and can relate to the common people because "nobody likes his movies".
I saw him on the Daily Show and he really didn't come off as that smart a guy. I am so glad that he has left Clone Wars alone to become a great cartoon in spite of all that could have gone wrong with it.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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One of my mom's students made a marshmallow trebuchet for the school's Science Fair last fall. It seems the Sugary Arms Race has escalated since then if the President is considering use of Weapons of Mass Calories. Who knows, by the end of the year we might have a full gumdrop arsenal.
Now THAT is good writing.
Agreed. "Weapons of Mass Calories" -- hahahaha!
Maybe I should publish a book of my various sayings and phrases. It'd include this one, and the "George Lucas made me into an asshole" comment from the New Years post.
I so want to see the arial fight scenes in 'Red Tails' but I just can't take any of Lucas' weak brand of storytelling balloon juice. It's painful to watch.
If you think thats bad than don't read his interviews about Red Tails were he talks about it being a passion project because hes part of "the 99%" and can relate to the common people because "nobody likes his movies".
I saw him on the Daily Show and he really didn't come off as that smart a guy. I am so glad that he has left Clone Wars alone to become a great cartoon in spite of all that could have gone wrong with it.
Baahahaha! The Prez DOES look pretty darn amazed there.
I am going to start posting these great White House events pictures. He must have a fun thing to do with the people everyday.
This would win the hearts and minds, put one on every HMMWV. "open fire on those kids, Private!"
And attach the chocolate syrup cannister.
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