Colombian Call Girls? That is what President Obama lets the Secret Service get away with? What's next? Bitches in Baden-Baden? Sluts in Slovenia? Prostitutes in Poughkeepsie? I say you send Bill in and he'll fix this scandal right quick.
I know. I was being sarcastic. He is not responsible for the dicks of everyone around him. The secret service were careless and stupid. If any group needs to be more serious about what they are doing it's that group of government employees.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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He isn't letting the secret service get away with anything. I believe 11 SS agents have had their security clearances pulled.
I know. I was being sarcastic. He is not responsible for the dicks of everyone around him. The secret service were careless and stupid. If any group needs to be more serious about what they are doing it's that group of government employees.
Those dudes are expected to jump in front of bullets. I'm not so sure we shouldn't put a line for hookers right into their budget!
I was just working on a post about that very thing.
So will we just call them "The Service" now?
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