Why go into battle wearing just your boxers. I mean, if you take the time to protect the rest of your body with armor, why would you neglect your most important parts? Those goofy royals.
Armor of George Clifford, Third Earl of Cumberland,
ca. 1580–85, made in the Royal Workshops
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Reminds me of that old ditty: "In days of old / when knights were bold / oh, but those tin pants were cold!"
Piss off, Shakespeare, this is good stuff.
It's only a first draft. You will get it correct soon.
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