The Latest TV Show I Should Not Be Watching

 

"Shabot Shalom, go fuck yourself."

 

Have you ever just downloaded a series just because it was recommended by a magazine editor? Do you have a weakness for shows about 'real' housewives? Are you ready to be offended if you are Jewish? Then Princesses of Long Island is the TV show for you. I can barely explain the lives of these rich Jewish girls who still live with their parents because they are unmarried and almost 30. Trust me. Each one is more loathsome than the next but all have a totally over inflated opinion of herself. I understand why none of them are married. They are bitchy, sloppy drunks and that is never attractive. God help me, why can I not look away?