This Is What Happens To The Stanley Cup When An American Team Wins It

 

I am glad that they have taken the security of the Stanley Cup so seriously. In Canada we would have two Mounted Police and Nanuck of the North protecting it with security relief coming from Anne of Green Gables, Don Cherrry, The Ghost Of Terry Fox, and Nickelback - the latter who I hope get violently robbed of the cup by some gun toting low lives. Not because I want to see the Stanley Cup stolen (like really, where are you gonna sell it or display it if you steal it?) but I would really like someone to lay the hurt on Nickelback.