Friday, January 24, 2014

Abandoned Russian Cruise Ship Full Of Diseased Cannibal Rats


January 23, 2014 will go down in history as the day the world found out that there’s a huge abandoned Russian cruise ship full of diseased cannibal rats barreling toward Europe. That’s something that’s hard to forget. One day we’ll all be sitting around the iCampfire and our grandkids will ask us what we were doing when we first heard the news, and we will tell them, because we will remember. I’m sure of this. Unless it all turns out to be fake, which would devastate me in ways you can’t even imagine.

But until we have proof — real, actual proof — that there’s not a large empty boat containing thousands of rats with a taste for each other’s flesh, I choose to believe.

This is one of those stories that I hope are not true but I know that SOMEHOW those Russian numnuts found a way to contaminate a cruise ship with plague rats as some kind of Cold War experiment.

Then instead of sinking it to the bottom of the sea, they just let it float free and empty wherever it can beach itself and release the deadly cargo.

Or lets have some Somali Pirates take this one over with their Iranian germ warfare biologist and REALLY do some mischief this summer.


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