Saturday, February 22, 2014

Help The Bees You Selfish Bastards

 
Because the Bees would help you if you needed it. Plant more flowers this summer like I do. Wait until you see my tulips. I loves me some tulips.


I know to many of you I am a tragic, unsympathetic, pathetic, and souless figure but I will have you know that I have my softer side as well.  You can see that by the magnificent tulips that I can grow. To be honest, the tulips did most of the growing on their own but I verbally encouraged them which is how you need to be sometimes with the tulips. Of all your flowering annuals they have the lowest self-esteem. They never feel like they are pretty enough or smart enough when compared to other flowers like that show-off, the Sunflower. Don't get me started on the arrogance of the Sunflower.

4 comments:

Hobgoblin238 said...

Wish I had ground to plant on.

Kal said...

You can put dirt in boxes or pots.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

You should write a gardening book, Cal. You could be Alberta's next Lois Hole.

Kal said...

Does Alberta really need another Lois Hole...and how cool that her last name is Hole and she digs holes.