Sunday, May 25, 2014

YEH! Explain That!

Now I have another point to argue when I talk to all those Hillbillies who think Noah and his mighty Ark actually existed. How do you explain the KANGAROOS? I think they made themselves a boat (after talking boat building with Noah on their long journey) then built their own boat with the Koala Bears and the Duck Billed Platypus and the Dingoes and sailed their way around to Australia where they eventually settled.


Mike said...

In the Old Testament there is a city called after the prophet Enoch that was taken into the heavens prior to the great flood. There are disputed scriptures that talk about how the people of that city, who are now angels, helped to disperse the animals to where they belonged after the flood.

Kal said...

ANGLES? You mean rock monsters don't you? What did you think of Noah.