Thursday, August 28, 2014

Just Because You Believe Something Stupid, Doesn't Make It So

Hello Kitty is a KITTY CAT and anyone who believes otherwise is a fruit loop dingus. Next you will be telling me that Jeebus rode a dinosaur to his carpentry job everyday or something equally ridiculous.



 
And just when your whole belief system seems to have fallen apart, we have confirmation from the people who make the Peanuts cartoon strips. Snoopy is INDEED a DOG. I repeat. SNOOPY IS A DOG who also flew a plane in WWI. Finally, a little truth to balance all the crazy out there.
 
 

4 comments:

Nathan said...

I thought he only flew the plane in his imagination. The novel-writing, on the other hand, was totally real.

Kal said...

If what you say is true then why were their bullet holes in his dog house? The Browns didn't live in that kind of shaddy neighborhood.

Nathan said...

Woodpeckers. Or possibly Woodstock.

Kal said...

Yeh, the bird was always a little 'HINKY' wasn't he?