Because this is the kind of nonsense that has to be stopped before it becomes some kind of 'movement'. Then those of us who know the truth about fruit on pizza will become marginalized and a minority in our own pizza parlour. Do I need to site studies connecting serial killing with enjoying pineapple on pizza? Most of your better mass murderers preferred this topping to the exclusion of all others. So the sickness in genetic. We must route them out before this is the only pizza you can get anywhere. Is that the world you want to live in? Is it?
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Hey man, what about my right to have pineapple ON pizza? You're not respecting my choice to cover a pizza in sweet, sweet, golden chunks of....mmmmm....(drool)
What a bunch of FAKE NEWS, Cal! I love pineapple on pizza and I've only ever killed three, maybe four, people, TOPS. And they were all people who opposed putting pineapple on pizza. I'm just sayin'.
Don't try to confuse me with your alternative facts. People who choose a fruit as a topping is a cancer upon the civilization we are trying to build here. I know studies out of Romania confirm my information.
What the hell does Romania know about pizza?!?! They probably slather flat bread with goulash and call it a night.
With all due respect, pineapple is best on it's own, but to each his own. And as a full blood Italian, Romanian pizza is an abomination.
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