Wednesday, February 20, 2019

No Doubt He Is Currently In Hell Frowning About The Temperature Of The Room

All I think about it at this moment is how close I came to killing this monster many times throughout the decades. He once survived my sword on wet rocks under a waterfall so the son of a bitch had an uncanny ability to survive up until this week. It is said to be proud of your enemy and celebrate his achievements and I had no greater enemy than Karl Lagerfeld. Such a pretentious prig who tried to make Cara Delevigne a 'thing'. I am happy to have outlived this maniac. For all the power he had in fashion can you tell me ONE thing he innovated? If you say 'black gloves with black clothing' I will take those gloves and slap you across the face with them.
Lousy fashion thug.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

But he always said such nice things about YOU, Cal!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

All lies. And said with a condesending German accent.