Friday, March 22, 2019

Favorite Headlines This Week

BTW, the answer is SEVEN.
Damn I loves me a drumstick.
Choose your champion, Russia and I shall meet him on the Tundra where we will do battle as God intended. Like Sportsmen.

Again with the Ebola. I don't know why these places weren't just burned or bombed or radiated the second they discovered a case of this. Why does ANYONE stay in a village with EBOLA? And have you read this story? The title is so deceiving. All of these places SHOULD have EBOLA. I would be surprised if they didn't. I would never use a toilet in Sardinia, ever and neither should you. Canada, of course, remains Ebola free since FOREVER.
Speaking of the content of a toilet.... Why is everyone around Trump not only a stupid freak but a stupid BIBLE freak? Always with the Bible these hypocrites. Next he will make Laurie Laughlin the Secret of Education because Betsie Devos is the only woman stupider than her if that is possible.
"Blessed be those who don't make their kids study or do homework for they shall inherit the social media of the Lord."
Who do I have to blow for some thin mints round here? I don't think this group is wrong. Look what kind of slut these cookies have turned me into.

God doesn't make mistakes so you must be gay, dumbass.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

God loves a good joke!

Martha said...

The last one! HAHA Oh, the irony... (came over from Infidel's site)

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Welcome to the Cave of Cool.