Sunday, September 6, 2020

Let Me Tell You What Would Happen If Summer Glau Was Cast In A Star Trek Series



We all know that Summer Glau has been in more one season genre show than most anyone in television history - Serenity, The Cape, The Sarah Conner Chronicles, Welcome to the Dollhouse, and Alphas. She is the kiss of death. 

So any Starfleet vessel that Summer Glau was on would blow up leaving space dock. Of course she escapes the explosions of any exploding ships she is assigned on over and over again until Starfleet sees the pattern and re-assigns her to an outpost on a distant moon. 

Soon after her arrival it blows up as well with her left as the only survivor.

After that Starfleet assigns her exclusively as an envoy to any species hostile to the federation. In one year the Federation is enemy free.

Eventually, to save themselves, she is put in a photon torpedo tube and launch into a star.

The star promptly blows up.

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