Wednesday, March 24, 2021

From The Archives Of Cool - This Is Why Gun Owners Are Insane

There is nothing that my genius ability to hurl snark on stuff like this can say right now. My talents would be wasted on something so easy. Like shooting fish in a barrel. I long for a more appreciative audience who finds some value in my balloon juice but that never will happen so I will not get worked up about something few will find interesting or bizzarre or both. I already know what I would say about this story because I have be chuckling in my own head for the last 20 minutes.
God gave people the right to bear arms. Moon is the son of the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, a self-proclaimed messiah who founded the Unification Church, often described as a cult.
Great. A gay cult with assault weapons. That just sounds unsafe on so many leverls. But then again there is always the chance that someone will just SNAP at their montly mixer.

Pink Robes and adorned crowns? I am without speech. So this is a homosexual gun club where former alteboys meet to admire each other's 'guns'? Yes sir. Those are the most manly gun fetishest that I have ever seen. Shoot on, Sister Girls.

How much must they love their guns to dress like AR15 Barbie? Freud is spinning in his grave right now.


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