How come when you eat a sour cherry candy you always get one from the package that is like TEN TIMES more sour than the rest. It's never the FIRST candy you eat because then you might toss the rest out because they were too sour for the human taste buds. It's only after you have eaten twenty of them that the mutant sour ball hits you - like a brain freeze only more intense.
Then you eat just one more thinking that they all were that sour but that next one is back to normal sourness. How does that happen?
From all outward appearances it looked the same to the other ones in the candy jar. I swear people just make an extra special sour one and leave it for me to find. But I got them from the huge BIN of cheery sours at the bulk food store. Did anyone else get one of these super sours? Is there a list of people who also bought cherry sours that I can call? No there isn't.
So all of us who experienced this unpleasant moment can't even form a support group to comfort each other. We must suffer alone but thanks to my blog we do not have to suffer in silence. I am here. I feel your pain. It will feel better to talk about it.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
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The sour cherry candies are just like people. Every once in a while you encounter one that is so sour it almost puts you off them altogether. But then the rest of them are so sweet and nice that it makes the risk of encountering the really sour ones worthwhile.
There you go. Candy store philosophy.
That is just stupid though. Why not make them ALL super sour then? Why show me how far the line is drawn if you won't let me cross it? I don't need a reminder that I could be having the super sours when I am eating the weakly soured sours. It's how the man getcha without even lifting one finger of effort. Fuck the man and his sour cherry candies.
Hmm. Someone's extra sour today!
I can be super sour and super correct all at the same time.
This is a tough one for me. I HATE sour candy, but I LOVE the flavor of Cherry!
I like getting the extra sour ones, I mean they are supposed to be sour cherry balls, 99% of them are just cherry balls without the sour. I'm tempted to lick them before eating them, so I can find the super sour ones and save them for last.
Babygirl that is both twisted and wonderful. Welcome to my world. Keep your tray tables up and your seat in the upright position for take-off.
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