I Apologize Big Brother

Here I was a week into the 13 week British version of Big Brother and frankly, I was bored. I forgot the cardinal rule about people - put them in a house together with nothing to do but interact with each other for 24 hours a day and the worst parts of their personalities will surface and you will have conflict. In other words, people suck and will lose their shit if you just are patient with them.

I was impatient. How could I ever doubt that Sunshine would be a whiny little brat who has to repeat things over and over and over again and who is so thin skinned that she can't bear to have anyone make fun of her. Please keep her in the house for the full time allotted. I am enjoying her blowing little thing out of proportion.

Wait...that is brilliant. Don't get rid of the housemates you hate - get rid of the ones you like so the really aggravating idjits are trapped in that little hell for as long as possible with each other.

Also, do you think there would be some way to continually drop the house into the ground at a rate of about a millimeter a minute. By the end of the 13 weeks we just seal up the hole and the last person is entombed forever.

Calvin, you are a genius. Why do NONE of my best ideas even get considered. I should be paid to just spout these balloon juice ideas all day long whenever they pop into my head.

Oh yeh...right. I do get to do that don't I? My bad. Please carry on with your day. And watch Big Brother on BBC Channel 4.