Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Just Awkward


I don't mind those family portraits where they include the family pet because pets are a huge part of our families. This one disturbs me for several reasons, however.

First of all, if that is the skeleton of your previous pet cat (an ex-cat as it were) then it is not really immortalizing the animal's life by showing off its mounted skeleton. That is worse actually than those people who get a pet stuffed after death so it can sit on their lap or the TV like they did in their living days.

If the cat is the first model you made and you are so proud of it that you want it included in the picture then you are 'special' and should not have a cute girlfriend anyways. Maybe she attends the same 'education centre' and rides the little bus with you. If that is the case then it's a beautiful story. Just leave the cat model at home when it's class picture day, okay Scooter?

5 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

It was either that or his Millennium Falcon model.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

He made the wrong choice.

The Invisible Seductress said...

He indeed did. And if you are going to hold something like that at least hold it level..cripes

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

HA HA HA...'holding it level'...that is what is wrong with the whole picture. See, that is why I need a co-writer. Things I never think of. Awesome.

D.I. Felipe González said...

It's all about the "Recycle your pets" campaign, Cal.