Autumn, I Am Telling You This Only ONCE

"You make one more reach for that bra and I can't be responsible for what happens next - the sweet monkey love, all the grilled cheese sammiches you will make afterwards in gratitude and of course the bragging calls to your girlfriends. I warned you. Don't test me girl. I read many books on this 'sex' thing and some even had pictures. I still get gifts from ex-lovers when it's not even my birthday."