Saturday, November 26, 2011

Hey Lady...

"All I am saying is that you can wear a pair of wool pants on the bus and still look stylish. I am not saying you have to wear them all day. You can change into your short skirt when you get to work. You are a pretty girl but you got a lot to learn about living through a Canadian winter. That's all I'm saying. Oh and as to footwear - that feeling you have been having in your toes is called 'frostbite' and that odor is gangrene. Just kidding. Give it a week. Would a nice pair of mittens, a matching scarf and toque kill ya? -40 is a bitch, I know. Nope, I don't see the bus either. I hope I am not disturbing you with all this talk of the weather. You seem sensitive to the cold. Am I right. Not from around here?"

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