Saturday, March 31, 2012

My Open Letter To Prick Santorum


If you can't repress the urge to say the word then you are immediately disqualified for running for your country's highest office. NO NO NO...there is no explanation or argument. No equivalency and no more of your bullshit. FUCK YOU RICK SANTORUM. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. Let that ring in your ears for the rest of your days...FUCK YOU!! But, wait...don't leave yet. We still need to beat the shit out of you before you FUCK OFF! First you get beaten by a horde of fifth graders then you FUCK OFF! Here, I bought you an alarm clock. It wakes you up by reminding you to FUCK OFF! What's for dinner? A steaming bowl of FUCK OFF!

4 comments:

spiderkev said...

But first he needs to stop denying and come out of the closet.

Wings1295 said...

He is a just a first-class @$$. His comments on the kid with the pink bowling ball pissed me off. And then his tweets. Ugh. Despise this arrogant, ignorant jerk.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Oh totally, spiderkev. If anyone needed to spend a weekend with 'the boys' it's this goatfucker.

Mitchell Craig said...

Puts the "piss" in Papist.