Thursday, March 29, 2012

So Now We Are Microwaving People?


Why do I see this being used at 'occupy' protesters sometime in the future? We can treat the masses like pizza pockets but no one can make a decent rocket pack? If I have a burrito in my pocket will the blast cook it too? That would be very convenient for those times I get hungry while marching against the MAN. I swear we can be such creative evil little monkeys when we want to be. You can read more about this technology by going here.

4 comments:

Sebastian Black said...

It would be great to turn this into a caption contest. Change the title (obviously) and cut out the beginning (with the military stuff). Just show the people freaking out at something invisible, and see what captions people would come up with.

(I know, I know, captions are for photos, not videos, but people aren't supposed to start yipping and screaming for no reason either.)

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

ESPECIALLY when people are made to YIP by some stupid super villain device. This is something that the Coyote would come up with to pre-cook the Road Runner.

Unknown said...

Pain without injury...like the Tazer and pepper Spray? Our cops keep killing people with these apparently 'safe' options

Sarah said...

So what happens if you have some stubborn bastard who won't move? Does his skin keep heating up until he really does burst into flame?!?