Wednesday, December 26, 2012

My Solution To The Gun Problem

Once you give up all your other guns we will provide you with this beautiful dueling set. If you have a problem with someone you find your target, slap your enemy with a velvet glove, meet each other at dawn and then the problem is solved. If you choose to invade a school or other soft targets you have only TWO shots to take your anger out on people - after that, you are fucked and must then pay the price for your murderous behavior in some prison like Pelican Bay. Problem solved.


Hobgoblin238 said...

Yeah that will be a real help when 12 black men come to rape my wife...

Kal said...

Again, your situation is different. You live in a war zone where you can't trust the police to help you. In Canada, this would work.

Paladin said...

Wow, Cal. You've had almost two weeks to come up with a magical gun control law and this is all you can come up with? In your defense, your suggestion is no more stupid than the actual AWB legislation being proposed. From Sen. Feinstein's website:

"Protects legitimate hunters and the rights of existing gun owners by:

Grandfathering weapons legally possessed on the date of enactment"

Which means that the hundreds of thousands of "assault" weapons in America aren't going anywhere. The thousands that have been sold just in the past week aren't going anywhere, either.

Like I told you. Its theater.

There are some really annoying features of the bill, from the perspective of a lawful American gun owner. That's all bills like this actually do - punish law abiding people. That will be the bill's downfall, I predict. If I'm wrong, pigs actually fly, and this dog turd passes.. then thousands and thousands of gun owners in America will not comply with those elements of the law because they recognize it for what it is.

We're not sheep.