Again With This Honey Boo Boo Child

When your name is Honey Boo Boo and your Uncle they call Poodle (because he is gay) is caught texting pictures of his penis to other gay men, well, that is the least of your family's contribution to the decline of American civilization. It's so minor an infraction I think that we will let this one slide. Besides, who will choreograph Honey Boo Boo's complete pageant numbers or give her important styling tips if they send Poodle to the Big House? Now Mama June owes us to do something medically significant to that 'thumb neck' of hers. It's only fair that she fixes it instead of making me stare at it during the entire episode.