Friday, March 29, 2013

Things That Keep Me Up At Night

There are 64 nuclear bombs lost at sea and they are all currently being refurbished by the stupid Cephalopods in their deep ocean weapons making facilities. They are able to broker for necessary parts like liquid rocket fuel by trading for all the vast treasure found on the bottom of the oceans. The longer you humans wait to confront these bastards, the worse off your world above the waves will be. Don't even get me started with how 'rapey' the octopus are. Casper the Ghost was seeing a therapist for year.


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