The Meme About Me - The Next Ten Answers

 

51:How often do I wear a fake smile?

 

Only in front of judges and gun wielding authority figures.

               

52:When was the last time I hugged someone?

 

When the girl at the pharmacy gave me some free ointment.

               

53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

 

I would gargle with Listerine then gasoline, then light my own breath. Then put out my fire breath with a squirrel who would then also breath fire. That should kill anything germy.

 

 

               

54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

 

The Devil. What? Have you heard bad things?

                

55:What is something I disliked about today?

 

The heat is in the mid 20s and I am a rare delicate orchid that doesn't grow well is such conditions.

               

56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

 

 

 

I would like to hang with Malibu for an afternoon. She would be fun and interesting to talk to.

    

57:What do I think about most?

 

The next ten seconds in front of me. Then what happens after that?

               

58:What’s my strangest talent?

 

I can tell when the phone is going to ring. It's like a spider sense. I must sense the connection being made from point to point.

 

 

59:Do I have any strange phobias?

 

I won't eat dairy products that I haven't opened myself.

                

60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

 

I am a harsh looking man so I would say behind the camera.