I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
8 comments:
Its hard to feel sorry for the bees when I just got back from a baseball game were the Burlington Bees beat our home team on their own turf.
I am grateful for all the bees and what they do. I read about this and it makes me mad and sad.
Hive collapse is getting to be a crisis all over the world.
I'm worried about honey addicts like Winnie the Pooh. What are junkies like him going to do?
Erik you do realize that those are humans and not giant bees in baseball uniforms, right?
Winnie will do like all other honey addicts do - go back to the crack pipe.
Pretty sure we're all gonna be on the crack or Opium pipe if the bees disappear.
They say human's civilization goes in four years if we lose the bees. So I am scoping out the tastier neighbors on my block.
Unfortunately we need the bees to get opium and crack too.
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