Saturday, August 31, 2013

Clearly Someone Didn't Want The Saxophone To Be Invented

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

 

4 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Talk about beating the odds!

Kal said...

Then bending pipe and making strange noises from his apartment. He lucky his neighbors didn't beat him to death.

Unknown said...

...and see, he continued his horrible life by inventing a rubbish instrument...

(just joking)

Dr. Theda said...

It's all about Sax and Violins.....