If there is not a camera around could he sweep a few floors and maybe do the dishes or a load of laundry? I mean if he's around anyways. Just don't let anyone take his picture or he will freak out. What could go wrong if I let him into my home?
Oh these big robot company just keep building models outfitted for such specific tasks so that have to keep buying the upgrades. I here Robot Version 6 is supposed to smash cameras and delicious make fruit smoothies.
He is very proud about being "trained" to smash your camera. Not programmed, no, he has a will all his own that he sought tutelage from the in the fine art of smashing cameras, and has become stronger for the years of training and is a step above the flithy meat bags who made him.
Paparazzi Robots. Now someone is working WITH ME. Kill them all and the Kardashians go away. Oh I like this idea more and more. Sure the robots will turn on us once they are done with all the PAPARAZZI but hey, let's try it.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
6 comments:
So funny Cal!
Oh these big robot company just keep building models outfitted for such specific tasks so that have to keep buying the upgrades. I here Robot Version 6 is supposed to smash cameras and delicious make fruit smoothies.
He is very proud about being "trained" to smash your camera. Not programmed, no, he has a will all his own that he sought tutelage from the in the fine art of smashing cameras, and has become stronger for the years of training and is a step above the flithy meat bags who made him.
I see a future in the TSA for him and similar robots.
That’s one way to deal with the paparazzi.
Paparazzi Robots. Now someone is working WITH ME. Kill them all and the Kardashians go away. Oh I like this idea more and more. Sure the robots will turn on us once they are done with all the PAPARAZZI but hey, let's try it.
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