You Hillbillies Are Working My Last Nerve With This Pope Visit

Even in the weird bible I have from Africa where they spell the word JEEBUS everytime they meant JESUS, looking after the poor was practically ALL that Jeebus talked about. It was his GO TO sermon. All his best jokes came from talking about the poor.

It annoys me most that this asshole doesn't know that because he has a HILLBILLY understanding of the Bible. I know it's just a book of Bronze Age fairy tales but COME ON. If you are gonna quote the damn thing incorrectly, and interpret it incorrectly and persecute others based on your failed interpretation of it's words THEN AT LEAST READ THE FREAKING BOOK. You owe it to your brain if not to the rest of us who you steal precious oxygen from each time you breath.

Do I ask to much from the Hillbilly? Do I put undue burden upon his unenlightened mind?

Gah!