I Hate To Say It....

But if you took out the word 'Satanic' then I think most people would go with most if not all of these rules. I of course only have to rules ever. Be Cool. Don't be an Asshole. Then when I taught I added a rule - Homework is due when Homework is due. If you start letting THAT slide then you are just creating more work for yourself as a teacher. I always gave them the chance to make up the work but only after they carried the O with them for awhile. I had periodic amnesty days throughout the year.