Don't I Suffer Enough?

Do I need to know this information?

I hate this time of year after Halloween.

 

 

What kind of maniac reminds me of something like this? Why don't you predict the exact moment I collapse in bitter sadness while you are at it while reading me the story of the Little Match Girl like I don't get the point every year. All I have is sweet, sweet Krampus to give me any joy.