Thursday, September 22, 2016

McDonald’s Pumpkin Spice Fries Are The Final Nail In The Pumpkin Spice Coffin

I hate this time of year for this very reason. Pumpkin Spice jokes are not funny because someone always relates them to DUNE where the spice is MELANGE and not PUMPKIN. I don't even get the appeal of a pumpkin pie to be honest with you. It's covered in whipped creame to cover how crappy it tastes. There, I said it. On a list of pies it's on the bottom of the list just above 'kitten pie'.

Now McDonald's in Japan goes and loses their damn minds again. First it was the black burgers and now this.

According to a new tweet from McDonald’s Japan, fans of this fall flavor can indulge in some unhealthy eats with the new Pumpkin Spice Fries, which feature chocolate drizzle and a florescent orange pumpkin sauce.


DrGoat said...

I'll come right out with it....I hate pumpkin spice. Do not like Allspice either. I'm weird that way. Pumpkin pie isn't bad, but a little goes a long way. And yeah, lots of whipped cream.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Man, I love pumpkin pie. I ate half of one from Safeway just last night.

j-swin said...

I'm with the good doctor, pumpkin spice is the worst. I think it's one of those things only women like. Kind of like how women are naturally attracted to lavender and men are attracted to vanilla.

DrGoat said...

Great observance j. Wondered why I liked vanilla. Partial to coconut scent too.